• Me 50% of the time: I love to run. Green beans are amazing. Who needs cake when I can have strawberries. PROTEIN. Oh my god peanut butter. I have so much energy! This is my fourth bottle of water today. I love being healthy.
  • Me the other 50% of the time: I want to sleep for 6 years. When did my bed become heaven. Why did I eat 3 twinkies. I'm too lazy to put on a bra. Being a girl sucks. I don't feel like exercising.

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

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human:

DONT DROP THAT GPA, AYYE! DONT DROP THAT GPA

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captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

That’s funny cause I’m a gorillavid gal 

(via pizza)

planetchelsey:

kissmewhenidie:

kiefharing:

dmnq8:

Cool bed ideas for small spaces.

yes please

WANT. All of them!

OMG

(via m00n1993)

meladoodle:

bewbin:

meladoodle:

i could eat a whole avocado right now

avocadon’t

avocago away

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