thisgirlgames:

"Why are you so upset? It’s just a video ga-"

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(via pizza)

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via kindathirstyalwayshungry)

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

(Source: pokemonthemovie2000, via peanutbutterwarrior)

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

(via geekygirlfitness)

scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

(Source: cooldude10000million, via pizza)

,,

I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long.

Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via tarntino)

(via tatianamaslnay)

the criticism of scorsese is absolutely true and valid but lmao honestly how dare you bring quentin tarantino into this by calling him “a basic white guy” and lumping him in with pedophile rapist woody allen… quentin has written better WOC than half of hollywood’s biggest directors right now. kill bill features 6 lead women (3 being WOC) all incredibly strong and complex, and death proof has two different sets of kickass women and WOC. two movies alone featuring about a dozen female characters. so what the hell are you even talking about. the book that jackie brown was based on featured a white female lead but quentin cast pam grier simply because she was the right actress for jackie, absolutely no hesitations because of her race. so go ahead and demand better women from scorsese but tarantino has been establishing a standard for filmmakers to write better female characters since the ’90s.

(via quentintarantinos)

Quentin Tarantino will pay you about 5k just to take you home so he can suck on your toes and beat off. but you didn’t hear it from me (via whitegirlsaintshit)

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jerryspringers:

I ALMOST DIED BTW

(via my-moral-foundation)

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

Uh but the first place I saw this was a 5 Guys in London??

(via geekygirlfitness)

heliolisk:

dont you hate when you accidentally tie one shoe tighter than the other and you have to redo your entire life?

(via dutchster)